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Good Morning “non raptured” Christians


Hello and welcome to a new day on planet Earth.  Some places will be warm and sunny today, other places will be cold and wet.  Just another day where nature is in charge and the superstitions of backwards thinking humans mean nothing.

In news today, look around for red faced people with frowns.  They are the Christians who did not get raptured today.  You should find them wandering aimlessly as they have no plans for the rest of their lives. (Oh, and if you hear some of them say that it is still not the end of the day, remind them that the day has ended in some part of the world unless their god is only god of their time zone.)

Over the past couple of years we have heard about the “hidden” Bible calendar that was recently deciphered.  Christians used it as proof that the Bible was the word of god.  After all, what book could have such and obvious calendar that remained undecipherable for two thousand years and then suddenly seem so obvious?

Thousands of Christians changed their entire life in anticipation of this day.  The famous website http://www.familyradio.com was one of the biggest promoters of this day of rapture.  They talked Christians into leaving their homes and traveling in caravans until the day of the lord came.  Chances are if you don’t visit their site today you will miss all their crazy predictions.  Here are some more sites that promoted this foolishness.

Kansas USA

We Can Know

May 21 2011

For real this time

Embedded Bible Secrets

Dateline Zero

E Bible Fellowship

 

I am really sorry that you are not in heaven today.  But then again if you did think that the rapture was going to happen and that the rest of us were going to burn in a lake of fire for all eternity…..then you are a real jerk.

Maybe the world would be a better place if you were raptured.  Hey, here is an idea.  Why don’t all the Christians build a giant “Ark spaceship” and blast it to the moon to wait for god there?  Then the rest of us who are concerned about our planet, concerned about the future of our species, and have evolved beyond the potential for foolish superstition, can move forward without having to deal with you crazies.

When it comes right down to the core facts, our world is not such a good place to live because of all the wars and violence.  Come to think of it, all the wars and violence going on today are due to fighting over which god is the best.  Christians, Jews and Muslims seem to be killing a lot of people in preparation for some weird sort of “end times” and “judgment day’ for our planet.  The craziest part about all the wars and arguments is that the Christians, Muslims and Jews all worship the same god.  They just gave him a different name for their own culture and told everyone that the other cultures were worshiping a fake god.

I really think the world would be a beautiful, peaceful, and wonderful place if it were devoid of religion.  Even if there were a god (which there is not) the world would be a better place without him.  So please….pray harder.  Get your god to come here and get you all off our planet.  Then we can get on with the evolution of our species.

Itia (Abroad)

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  1. paul
    May 21, 2011 at 2:28 am

    hey brother pls Dont say God doesnt exist….pple like harold camping are just under the influence of the devil to cause confusion and make christainity look like noonsense…………..for sure Jesus the Saviour of the world predicted that false prophet will come and here is harold camping of our time….may God forgive him

    • June 3, 2011 at 7:51 pm

      Hi Paul. You should really read the rest of my articles on religion. I did not make that statement lightly. Forty years of believing without research. Then only 2 years of research resulted in a complete reversal of my beliefs. I have definitive proof that the god of Abraham is a plagiarism of past gods, and simply a response to the more advanced religions of Egypt during the time of Israel in Egypt. The Bible is no different than a historical book written in the bias of the nation it serves. Just like every current country makes its own historical record of every war and every record is bias and incorrect.

  2. March 20, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    • March 21, 2013 at 5:00 am

      That is so funny. How can so much religious BS be stuffed into one minute of video?

      Stan and Wally are really looking to makes some money from these fear crazed Christians. More power to ’em. I am coming out with a book called :

      Solar Power: Draining God’s Energy and empowering the Devil

      hahahahahahahahahahaha

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